Saturday, December 5, 2009

[12/5/09] The Holidays

Hey, guys, this is my first post in December. Making another... by popular demand... ahem.

Well, anyways, I have a few things to rant about in this particular post. Firstly, you stupid people who get so into the holidays, particularly Christmas. All of you stupid people who deck their house out in lights, and all for what? To light up the fucking neighborhood so other people don't need an electric bill? To win some kind of award?

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you have the highest electric bill and have successfully made your house catch on fire!

You do not win. You most likely don't even give a flying fuck about Christmas. Holy hell. It is supposedly Christ's birthday, but we don't even know if he exists. If I had a penny for how much sense it made to give other people presents for someone else's birthday, I'd be fucking poor. It's like a kid down the street has a birthday, and you give your dad a present. I'm not trying to be against Christians but I seriously don't see how that makes any sense whatsoever. If anything you should give a Christian church gifts, at least that makes a bit of sense.

Well, I don't think I elaborated as much in this post but I don't see how else I could. Until next time, bye.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

[11/5/09] Shut the Fuck Up



Throughout my years on the internet, I have encountered this image quite a few times. I love it and still laugh for a while whenever I see it. I could also not agree with it more. This image also does not only pertain to the internet sites I've seen or been to but for people in general, online or offline.

I'm sick of all of you dumbasses out there saying something totally stupid or senseless before you talk. This is primarily a huge problem on internet forums and usually results in this picture when it is allowed.

Firstly, I would like to point out a little site known as Google. It is there for a reason. Fucking use it. On forums, even ones with search engines equipped in them, people tend to not use them and post a new thread asking where they can find a certain something. Use the search engine. It would save everyone the fucking hassle of getting a link for you that you could have easily found yourself. Even if the site you're on doesn't have a search engine, Google is way ahead of you. Type in "site:yoursitehere search term" and viola, like magic, your results are there. Next time you decide to post something stupid, actually learn to use Google. Added on for more fun, someone genius and apparently someone with the same train of thought invented http://www.lmgtfy.com/ which has the genius concept of compiling a smart-ass tutorial of how to use Google. It's awesome and fun to use whenever you get the chance to shove it in someone's face.

Secondly, people who say stupid things in general on the internet. Instead of talking to someone and saying something stupid, simple and pointless, try posting something that's actually good for the development of the thread. It isn't that hard. You had enough time to post the stupid shit you just did, add a few words and you won't suck half as much.

This thought brought to you by Cautiond.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

[11/4/09] Screw Your Arrogance

*This article may contain some opinions that may not be fully agreed with by people of all races.

Hello, I am here on day three of blogging on my blog. Today's topic has been nagging at me for quite some time. I know you've noticed because it is a sort of common activity, and none of it is hidden.

Certain people of certain races feeling superior and/or expecting "pity" for being of such. This goes on a lot of my school because of all the different backgrounds, but in particular, I'm talking about Mexicans. I'm not trying to be rude or racist, but I mean seriously. I am also not talking about all Mexicans. But holy hell, I hate when they act all gangster just because they're Mexican. They think they're so awesome because they got in trouble, they assume they can beat you up because they naturally assume they are superior over you, they expect a huge amount of respect just for being who they are.
It pisses me off. NONE of you are superior because your skin is brown. Find a larger Mexican and tell me if they could kick my ass. They most likely could anyways because I'm rather thin but that's beside the point. I'm sure Mexicans have a bit different DNA or something over whites that somehow allows them to have a better muscular system but they take advantage of it. They also tend to be the ones who start fights, steal cars, rob houses, do drugs, and get laid when they're 7. I'm sorry but I feel this is the truth.
I'm also sick of the response, "Is it because I'm Mexican?" For all you actually care, yes, it is. You should really leave if you just assume that it's the only possible reason someone would make fun of you.
Also, screw you wanna-bes, you look like fucking idiots.

*Keep in mind this blog post is not directed at all people of that ethnicity. It is common and I am expressing my opinions. This blog's creation was not to speak racially.

Monday, November 2, 2009

[11/2/09] Welcome - Twitter

Well, I have just started a blog. I think this should go fairly awesome, seeing as how I have wanted to start a blog for quite a while. I have a lot of opinions about the world and it's works that I feel actually mean something, that aren't totally retarded and should be heard and could change some people's opinions on certain matters.

First off, don't take me for those idiots who will blog about anything and everything. I'm not a retard who actually thinks that whatever I post on the internet will be read, appreciated, or even noticed. I didn't make this blog to actually express my day or the way everything's going, I made it to express my thoughts. I personally think I can make some pretty good speeches, and hell, who doesn't think it's nice to just let off some steam?
Anyways, I hate people that run to Twitter or Facebook whenever something happens in their life. Whenever something happens they run to the nearest computer so they can change their status. It's stupid and pointless. Well, actually, I hate everyone that even uses Twitter. It is possibly the most pointless thing I have yet to find on the internet. Even pornography rates above it. You post something to your Twitter, like "is taking a shower," "is smoking a joint," "having sex." Seriously, nobody cares. If it were to be important enough, fucking tell someone you think that would even remotely care. No one's going to read your Twitter to see what you're doing with your girlfriendz.
No offense to you developers of Twitter. I like your site but the concept sucks. Whichever one of you thought of it is a huge dumbass and got lucky with getting your site so popular. I hate it. It sucks. The only reason I'm not calling out other social networking sites is because they have status updates along with pictures and games and other things that actually hold a persons attention to the site.

And that's my opinion on Twitter.